Nathan Natas

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  Envious Enquiry

  by msil in

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  what does the world look like through you eyes?.

  is it loud or frightening?.

  is it quiet or peaceful?.

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  To me, the world is a bunny rabbit, and I am a butcher, cleaver poised, ready to whack off his head, gut him and pull off his fur like a sock.
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  My flood questions

  by Moxy in

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  2. friends

  i know these topics have been well-covered in many places.

  this is just me wanting to compile a list of concise reasons why i am sure the wt interpretation of the deluge is untenable.

  this is my first draft.

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  I agree with Openminded's grandma - Jehovah created the brain to be a radiator for cooling the blood. When you try thinkin' with that thing, all you get is trouble! Numb your skull, cool your blood.

  "...every nation, tribe, etc. has a flood legend so THE STORY IN THE BIBLE must be true, NOT THE OTHER ONES."
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  after readin about Harry Potter

  by rekless in

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  fred hall your'e an ass.

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  Rekless,

  You have made a common taxonomical error. Fred Hall is a cat.

  Imagine that!
  A computer-literate cat!

  Who has no hat!
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  Turkey Fractions OK

  by mikepence in

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  details at http://xjwnews.com/article.php?sid=14&mode=&order=0.

  xjw user submitted news & views at http://xjwnews.com

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  This is a satire inspired by the Holy Spirit herself!
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  FARTING at the meetings

  by gambler in

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  i'm sure you all have some good comical stories of pple farting during prayer or other quiet times during meeting.

  as a personal experience of mine, the night before i had eaten a frozen pizza, doritos, and some old chocolate milk.

  this combination produced the worst smelling brew i have ever had.

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  Isn't it obvious that flatulence is caused by demons?

  "Fartor, spawn of satan, in jesus name I cast thee OUT!"

  "Pppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffftt!"
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  Brothers, sisters, have you heard the GOOD NEWS?

  by Nathan Natas in

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  2. friends

  about tr's gigantic schlong?

  it's huge!

  the preceeding was a public service announcement paid for by tr.

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  ...and waits...
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  What's so special about Thanksgiving?

  by Thirdson in

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  2. friends

  so whats so special about thanksgiving?

  to me this is a relatively new holiday custom mainly for not being american more than being a jw.

  the problem i gather with witnesses and celebrating thanksgiving is that it is a national holiday and as a result is a patriotic holiday with a tradition steeped in american history.

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  I think the native American Indians gave thanks each year that they didn't catch smallpox.
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  What did you do to free your mind from WBTS??

  by Nicolas in

  1. jw
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  i ask you this because i saw a lot of hypocrisy in the org but i still have sometime this old fear of armageddon with a feeling a culpability.

  should i do some research on my own about all the lies of the wbts?

  what did you do to find a goal in your life?

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  What did you do to free your mind from WBTS?

  The first step for me was to realize that my mind was in a trap.

  Having done that, I simply chewed through my neck like a coyote.

  VOILA! I was free!
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  Is There A KO Punch?

  by ISP in

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  you know the situation...a fighter can be in the ascendency...well ahead...have his opponent on the ropes.

  but can he put his opponent away?

  does he have the ko punch?

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  The Watchtower Bullshit & Guilt Society is much bigger than any 900 pound gorilla. I have sincere reservations that any one thing will constitute the "knockout punch" that you're hoping for.

  If it should come to pass, I would rather that the strike be a spear hand thrust into the well of the throat, but that's just a personal preference.

  I think it is better to celebrate each individual that gets their life back.
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  What's so special about Thanksgiving?

  by Thirdson in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so whats so special about thanksgiving?

  to me this is a relatively new holiday custom mainly for not being american more than being a jw.

  the problem i gather with witnesses and celebrating thanksgiving is that it is a national holiday and as a result is a patriotic holiday with a tradition steeped in american history.

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  I think that to properly understand these rituals and celebrations, one must make an effort to imagine the normal conditions of life our ancestors lived under.

  Since the dawn of man, those tribes that lived in temperate regions have had to contend with the difficulties of winter. Winter posed a major threat to life: if it was longer or colder than expected, the people faced extinction. Gradually man began to celebrate a bountiful harvest, because it meant that when spring came they would still be alive.

  LUTEFISK -
  Some cultures have elevated their ancestor's survival foods to a special status. I'm thinking of lutefisk, the gelatinous form of Cod which has been partially "pre-digested" by treating it with lye. I'm not sure that anyone considers lutefisk a delicacy. This was a "survival food" in the Skandinavian culture - when everything else was gone in dead of winter, it was time to break out the Lutefisk, and the lutefisk kept them alive until spring. Many Skandinavian families maintain a tradition of eating lutefisk during the winter celebrations because it connects them in a visceral way with their hearty and long-suffering ancestors. Think of silver jello with a mildly fishy smell and little taste, and you're thinking lutefisk!